My Grandma's Books: A Catalogue

 Okay, here I am. It's been a really weird month, with my grandma Norma dying on the third, and then an extensive holiday(!) for me with family before her funeral on the twenty-eighth. She always wrote "granma" so I feel like adding the D is in fact going against her wishes, but it just looks different typed. It needs that D, at least here.

 I feel strange posting about her. I think I've made maybe three posts so far - one showing a few pictures, one about her Vita Mahjong addiction, and one video about looking at the stuff in her flat - and yet it feels excessive, it feels like I'm making "dead grandma" my persona. Which is obviously hilarious. I guess it's just odd to say these things out loud for a bunch of random people, feels a bit weird to package this very personal stuff up into a little cute post for my darling followers. But, y'know, that's just one little bit of expression. One tiny slice. I kinda wish I could export some kind of brain cell that everyone could eat up and really know the whole My Grandma world. Thankfully, for you, such a technology has not yet come to fruition.

 One of the things I did recently was look through a stash of her books. There were about seven boxes stuffed into my granddad's study, I had had two glasses of wine, and I craved the allergic reaction the myriad of ancient spores contained in those books would give me. So I spent a few hours looking at every book.

 Norma had some interests that show up here massively - history and geography (she worked for the Scottish Geographical Society), birds, Scottish literature. She liked witchcraft, feminism, and mysteries. I particularly loved the back of this Poirot book:

I even found a postcard she must've given me in the mid-late '00s. It was wedged inside an anthology of Scottish Literature, and features a Pictish carving (another solid interest of hers).


So there's a lot to be gleaned from her book collection, and I found a few things - like a stack of 2003 issues of The Beano - that had belonged to me. Here is, for the sake of posterity, the full list:  

Norma's Library

  1. The Shell Natural History of Britain - Edited by Maurice Burton
  2. Reader's Digest - Yesterday's Britain - The Illustrated Story of how we Lived, Worked, and Played
  3. R.L.S. - Stevenson's Letters to Charles Baxter - Edited by DeLancey Ferguson and Marshall Waingrow
  4. A History of the Scottish People 1560-1830 - T.C. Smout
  5. Townscape Painting and Drawing - J.G. Links
  6. The Book of the Old Edinburgh Club - Vol. XXXV part 2 - 1985
  7. Scenery and Antiquities of Mid-Lothian
  8. Origines Parochiales Scotiae - The Antiquities Ecclesiastical and Territorial of the Parishes of Scotland
  9. Victorian and Edwardian Edinburgh from old photographs - Introduction and commentaries by C.S. Minto
  10. A Book of Old Edinburgh - Compiled by Eileen Dunlop & Antony Kamm
  11. Edinburgh Past and Present - its associations and surroundings
  12. Pocket History of Scotland - Geddes & Grosset
  13. 1066 and All That - A Memorable History of England - W.C. Sellar and R.J. Yeatman
  14. Letters from a Scottish Village - Elisabeth Macpherson
  15. An Anthology of Pieces from Early Editions of Encyclopaedia Britannica - 1963(?)
  16. Edinburgh and its Neighbourhood - Hugh Miller
  17. Leith Lives - Memories at Work - A look at employment between the wars
  18. Leith Lives - The Old Kirkgate
  19. Keith Brockie's Wildlife Sketchbook
  20. Scotland Bloody Scotland - The Baron of Ravenstone
  21. Bartholemew's Pocket Plan of Edinburgh and Suburbs
  22. Children of the Dead End - Patrick MacGill
  23. Waiting for Zebras - Nancy Somerville
  24. Reminiscences of Scottish Life and Character - Ramsay
  25. A Companion for Wood's Town Atlas
  26. The Outlook Tower Association - The Royal Burgh of Edinburgh
  27. The Capital of Scotland - Moray McLaren
  28. The Earth Shall Blossom - Shaker Herbs and Gardening - Galen Beale and Mary Rose Boswell
  29. Cultural Action for Freedom - Paulo Friere
  30. Sciennes and the Grange - Malcolm Cant
  31. Restalrig Parish Church - A Short Account of its History and Traditions - by the Rev. Robert Black Notman, B.D. 
  32. Leith Lives - "It Wisnae A' Work"
  33. Gorgie and Dalry - Malcolm Cant
  34. Nelson's Picture Geography - The British Isles - E.M. Sanders
  35. Scottish Art Review - Special Ethnographical Number 2/6
  36. Accounts of the Lord High Treasurer of Scotland - I - 1473-98.
  37. Stories of King Arthur's Knights Told to the Children
  38. Scotland Illustrated
  39. Map of Soviet Central Asia & Kazakhstan 
  40. The Far Side Gallery 5
  41. The Ecclesiastical History of the English People - Bede
  42. Adult Learning Project programme 95/96
  43. A Colour Guide to Clouds - Richard Scorer and Harry Wexler
  44. Glencolumbkille - 3000 B.C. - 1885 A.D. - Aidan Manning
  45. Serendipity - A free book of 20 extracts to wet(sic) your appetite 
  46. The House with the Green Shutters - George Douglas
  47. The Last Days of Pompeii - Lord Lytton
  48. Diary of a Country Parson - Woodforde
  49. American Geographical Society - Russia - Around the World Program
  50. Old Possum's Book of Practical Cats - T.S. Eliot
  51. The Forth Naturalist & Historian - Volume 8 1983/4
  52. We'moon '94 - Gaia Rhythms for womyn - cycles
  53. The Adventure of the Christmas Pudding - Agatha Christie
  54. Brideshead Revisited - Evelyn Waugh
  55. Dubliners - James Joyce
  56. The Quarry Wood - Nan Shepherd
  57. Mr Wu & Mrs Stitch - The Letters of Evelyn Waugh & Diana Cooper - Edited by Artemis Cooper
  58. Far Flies the Eagle - Evelyn Anthony
  59. English Letters of the XVIII Century - Edited by James Aitken
  60. Captain Beaky - Jeremy Lloyd - Illustrated by Keitch Mitchell
  61. QI Annual MMIX
  62. Chambers - Buildings and Landmarks of Edinburgh - Michael T.R.B. Turnbull
  63. Chambers - Scottish Superstitions - Raymond Lamont-Brown
  64. The Lost Lights of St Kilda - Elisabeth Gifford
  65. Mytho-Poeikon - The Paintings, Etchings, Book-Jacket & Record-Sleeve Illustrations of Patrick Woodroffe
  66. the Forth Naturalist and Historian - University Jubilee Issue - Volume 16
  67. The Little Book of Fred - Rupert Fawcett
  68. The Story of Helen Duncan - Alan E. Crossley
  69. Before the Poison - Peter Robinson
  70. Radical Scotland - Kenny MacAskill
  71. edinburgh tales - a collaborative
  72. Chambers - Scottish Gardens - Joyce and Maurice Lindsay
  73. Bringing Back Some Brightness - Association of Scottish Literary Studies
  74. The Bridge - Iain Banks
  75. Diaries of a Dying Man - William Soutar
  76. Lying Awake - Catherine Carswell
  77. The Spotted Dog & Other Stories - Anthony Trollope
  78. The Heart of Mid-Lothian - Sir Walter Scott
  79. Britain's DNA Journey - Our Remarkable Genetic Story - Alistair Moffat
  80. Chambers - Monuments and Statues of Edinburgh - Michael T.R.B. Turnbull
  81. The Complete Works of William Shakespeare
  82. Agricola and Roman Britain - A.R. Burn
  83. Sophie's World - Jostein Gaarder
  84. A Lost Lady of Old Years: A Romance - John Buchan
  85. The Macdermots of Ballycloran - Anthony Trollope
  86. Castle Rackrent - Maria Edgeworth
  87. Nature's Child - John Lister-Kaye
  88. Historic Corstophine and Roundabout
  89. History & Antiquities of St. Leonard's
  90. The Home Herbal - A Handbook of Simple Remedies - Barbara Griggs
  91. Glencoe and the Indians - James Hunter
  92. Memorable Edinburgh Houses - Wilmot Harrison
  93. The Suicide Club and Other Stories - Robert Louis Stevenson
  94. Rob Roy - Scott
  95. Cautionary Verses - H. Belloc
  96. Janus in the Doorway - Douglas Guthrie
  97. Rebus 20 - Exclusive Souvenir Paperback celebrating 20 years of Inspector Rebus - The Scotsman
  98. The Statistical Account of Scotland
  99. Life of a Scottish Naturalist - Samuel Smiles
  100. The Second Flowering of Emily Mountjoy - Joan Lingard
  101. All Change - Elizabeth Jane Howard
  102. Northumberland & Durham - Thomas Sharp
  103. For The Women They Were. From The Women We Are. - Womanzone
  104. Leith Lives - Schooldays
  105. Edinburgh's West End - A Short History
  106. A West Lothian Miscellany - West Lothian History and Amenity Society
  107. Fergusson, A Bi-centenary Handsel (1974)
  108. Pococke's Tours in Scotland
  109. Gardening in a small space - The Royal Horticultural Society
  110. The Old Red Sandstone - Hugh Miller
  111. Saint Margaret - Edited by Iain MacDonald
  112. Penguin 60s Classics - Tales of Cú Chulaind - Irish Heroic Myths
  113. Penguin Classics - Lives of the Saints
  114. Picturesque Edinburgh - Katherine F. Lockie
  115. The Geology Around Edinburgh / The Geology of the District around Edinburgh
  116. The Port of Leith Handbook (1924)
  117. Edinburgh in its Golden Age - W.K. Ritchie
  118. Transactions and Proceedings of the Perthshire Society of Natural Science - Volume VI
  119. The Wildlife of Dalry Community Park (leaflet)
  120. Memorials of His Time - Lord Cockburn
  121. My father is the wise man of the village - Explorations in collaborative practice
  122. Two Worlds - David Daiches
  123. Knowing Your Grandfather - Joseph William Wilson 1879-1958 - Malcolm Cant
  124. The Laird of Restalrig's Daughter: A Legend of the Siege of Leith - John Harrison
  125. Excursions illustrative of The Geology and Natural History of the Environs of Edinburgh - William Rhind
  126. Old Edinburgh Beaux & Belles - William Paterson, Publisher (1886)
  127. The First Book of The McFlannels - Helen W. Pryde
  128. The Road to Mingulay - A View of the Western Isles - Derek Cooper
  129. The Wee Scotch Piper - Madeline Brandeis
  130. Strange Tales of Old Edinburgh - Ian Ansdell
  131. Pepys' Diary and Correspondence
  132. Donald's Dive - MacNib
  133. A Hundred Years in the Highlands - Osgood Mackenzie
  134. Tales and Sketches - Hugh Miller
  135. George V and Edward VIII - handwriting inside: "Thomas Burgess / 2. Garden City / East Calder"
  136. Scotland's Scrap of Paper - Full text of Treaty of Union of 1707 - The Scots Secretariat
  137. National Gallery of Scotland - David Baxandall
  138. An Historical Atlas of Scotland c.400-c.1600 - Edited by Peter McNeill and Ranald Nicholson
  139. Views in Edinburgh and its Vicinity - Drawn and engraved by J. & H.S. Storer
  140. Directory of Gentlemen's Seats, Villages, &c. in Scotland
  141. Local Heroines: A Women's History Gazetteer to England, Scotland and Wales - Jane Legget
  142. A Hundred Years in the Highlands - Osgood Mackenzie (double!)
  143. Strange Island - Britain Through Foreign Eyes 1395-1940 - Compiled and edited by Francesca M. Wilson
  144. Contemporary Review October 1989
  145. The Wee Yellow Butterfly - Cathy McCormack with Marian Pallister
  146. My Past and Thoughts - The Memoirs of Alexander Herzen - The Authorized Translation - Translated from the Russian by Constance Garnett (1924)
  147. The Charm of Edinburgh - An Anthology - Compiled by Alfred H. Hyatt (1908)
  148. The Golden Bough - Sir James Frazer
  149. I Never Knew That About Scotland - The Scotsman - Christopher Winn
  150. Longfellow's Poems
  151. Poetic Gems - William McGonagall
  152. From Margaret to Mary - A Herstory walk of the Royal Mile - Rose Brown (booklet)
  153. The Scottish Historical Review - Volume I.II, 2: No. 154: October 1973
  154. The Changing Land - A Look at the Primordial
  155. The Ragged Trousered Philanthropists - Robert Tressell
  156. The Faber Book of Fevers and Frets - Edited by D.J. Enright
  157. British Calendar Customs - Scotland - Banks - Vol. I. Movable Festivals / Harvest / March Riding and Wapynshaws / Wells / Fairs
  158. ENACT for women - The Third Annual Women's Festival Celebrating Women's Achievements - 6th-16th March 2002 (leaflet)
  159.  Three Days That Shook Edinburgh - Story of the Historic Scottish Hunger March - Harry McShane
  160. The Scottish Geographical Magazine (September 1934)
  161. Edinburgh and its Neighbourhood - Geological & Historical - Hugh Miller
  162. Cranford - Elizabeth C. Gaskell 
  163. Royal Edinburgh - Mrs Oliphant
  164. A Journey to Edenborough in 1705 - Taylor
  165. Celebrating the Life and Times of Hugh Miller - Scotland in the Early 19th Century - Edited by Lester Borley
  166. Picts - Anna Ritchie
  167. The Silent Traveller in Edinburgh - Chiang Yee
  168. Ben Peach's Scotland - Landscape Sketches by a Victorian Geologist
  169. The Forth Valley - George Dott
  170. Columba - The Man and the Myth - Mitchell Bunting
  171. Roll of Edinburgh Burgesses - 1406-1700
  172. A Highland Chapbook - Tales of Scottish Folklore - Stories of Omens, Charms, and Curses, Witches, Magic, and the Evil Eye - Isabel Cameron
  173. Tocher (28) - Tales Songs Tradition - Selected from the archives of the School of Scottish Studies
  174. Poems, Fables, Dramatic Sketches and Songs - Book of the Carlops Festival - Allan Ramsay
  175. Self and Others - R.D. Laing
  176. Ancient Scottish Weapons - Scottish Art Review Special Number 2/6
  177. Buildings of the Scottish Countryside - Robert J. Naismith
  178. 100 Years in Pictures - A Panorama of History in the Making - with text by D.C. Somervell
  179. Edinburgh as it was - Volume II - The People of Edinburgh - Norma Armstrong
  180. Thames and Hudson - A Concise History of Scotland - Fitzroy Maclean
  181. The Prince in the Heather - The Story of Bonnie Prince Charlie's Escape - Eric Linklater
  182. The Book of the Old Edinburgh Club - Issued to Members November 1959
  183. The Union of England and Scotland
  184. A History of English Literature - Peter Quennell
  185. Works of Fancy and Imagination - George MacDonald - Vol. II.
  186. Anne Frank - The Diary of a Young Girl
  187. My Friend Flora - Jane Duncan
  188. My Friend Rose - Jane Duncan
  189. East Calder and Wilkieston Gala Week Official Programme 5th-11th June 1983 (leaflet)
  190. The Letters of Charles Lamb - Volume two
  191. Leaves from the Life of a Country Doctor (Clement Bruce Gunn, M.D., J.P.) - Edited by Rutherford Crockett
  192. Letters from my Windmill - Daudet
  193. Chambers - Book of Days - A Miscellany of Popular Antiquities in Connection with the Calendar
  194. The Bertrams - Anthony Trollope
  195. The Adventures of Peter Williamson - Frances McDonnell
  196. A Child's Garden of Verses - Robert Louis Stevenson - Illustrated by Mary Shillabeer
  197. A Gift from the Gallowgate - An Autobiography - Doris Davidson
  198. Then and There - A hundred years of medical care - Alan Delgado
  199. A Journal of the Plague Year - Daniel Defoe
  200. Proceedings of The Alloa Society of Natural Science and Archeology (1865) - handwriting inside: "A. Thompson / July 1866"
  201. Scottish Connection - The Gardener's Scotland - Dawn MacLeod
  202. The Edinburgh Police Register 1815-1859 - Edited by Peter Ruthwen-Murray
  203. Works of Fancy and Imagination - George MacDonald - Vol. VII.
  204. Scotland and The Scotch - Catherine Sinclair
  205. Edinburgh and its Society in 1838. In Six Parts. - Sebaldus Naseweis, Esq. (1838, surprisingly!)
  206. Letters of Mrs. Gaskell and Charles Eliot Norton - 1855-1865 - Edited by Jane Whitehill
  207. A Concise Boswell - The Life of Samuel Johnson, LL.D. - James Boswell (1946)
  208. Pliny Letters - Revised by W.M.L. Hutchinson (1940)
  209. Herodotus Stories and Travels - Edited by Guy N. Pocock M.A.
  210. Philips' Handy Administrative Atlas of Scotland - Edited by George Philip, F.R.G.S.
  211. Using Pastels - Joan Scott
  212. The Lisle Letters - Edited by Muriel St. Clare Byrne
  213. A New View of Society - R. Owen
  214. The Leaves of Spring - Schizophrenia, Family and Sacrifice - Aaron Esterson
  215. National Gallery of Ireland - Illustrations of the Paintings (1951)
  216. Visit Soviet Uzbekistan (leaflet)
  217. Bob Bushtail's Adventure
  218. The Kings and Queens of Scotland
  219. A Drunk Man Looks at the Thistle - Hugh Macdiarmid
  220. Marking Time - Elizabeth Jane Howard
  221. The Cat That Could Open the Fridge - Simon Hoggart
  222. Historical Guide to the Abbey and Palace of Holyrood - Collected by Henry Courtoy
  223. The Naming of the Dead - Ian Rankin
  224. Scottish & Other Miscellanies - Thomas Carlyle
  225. The Complete Sketching Book - John Hamilton
  226. Cranford - Elizabeth Gaskell (double!)
  227. Scotland Before 1700 from Contemporary Documents - Hume Brown
  228. The Story of the Forth - Cadell
  229. Old Wives' Lore for Gardeners - Maureen & Bridget Boland
  230. Geological Excursion Guide to the Glasgow District - D.A. Bassett
  231. Hooray for Holyrood - Political cartoons by Frank Boyle
  232. The Robert Louis Stevenson Companion
  233. The Land Out There - A Scottish Land Anthology - Edited by George Bruce
  234. Growing Up in New Guinea - Margaret Mead
  235. The Making of Scotland: Nation, Culture & Social Change - David McCrone, Stephen Kendrick and Pat Straw
  236. Savour of Scotland
  237. Scenes from Northumbrian History - William Bell Scott
  238. Travels in Upper and Lower Egypt - C.S. Sonnini
  239. A Guide to Holyrood Park and Arthur's Seat
  240. The Life of Samuel Johnson - James Boswell (double!)
  241. The new small garden - Lady Allen of Hurtwoord F.1.L.A. and Susan Jellicoe
  242. Original Prints - Volume II - New Writing from Scottish Women - Introduction by Elspeth Davie
  243. Edinburgh's Legendary Underground City - The Town Below the Ground - Jan-Andrew Henderson
  244. Between the Muchle Cheviot and the Sea - David Hay
  245. Stanford's Geological Atlas of Great Britain and Ireland - Edited by H.B. Woodward, F.R.S. (fourth edition)
  246. The Book of the Old Edinburgh Club - thirty-second volume (1966)
  247. The Raiders and The Lilac Sunbonnet - S.R. Crockett
  248. Schott's Original Miscellany - Ben Schott
  249. Ghosts and Marvels - A Selections of Uncanny Tales from Daniel Defoe to Algernon Blackwood - V.H. Collins
  250. North and South of Tweed - Jean Lang
  251. The Wrecker - Robert Louis Stevenson and Lloyd Osbourne
  252. Story of Scotland in Stone - Ian C. Hannah
  253. Beyond the Highland Line - Highland History and Culture - Caroline Bingham
  254. The Rocks & Minerals of the World
  255. The Social Life of Scotland in the Eighteenth Century - H. Grey Graham
  256. Sunset on the Clyde - The Last Summers on the Water - Duncan Graham
  257. Robert Burns and his World - David Daiches
  258. ROSC Review of Scottish Culture - Number 5 1989
  259. Reader's Digest / National Trust - Nature Notebooks - Ornamental Trees
  260. An Exile's Eye - The Photographs of Wolfgang Suschitzy
  261. Rebus's Scotland - Ian Rankin - A Personal Journey - Photographed by Tricia Malley and Ross Gillespie
  262. Adventures of Tammy Troot - Lavinia Derwent
  263. History Matters - A Separate World - Britain in the Middle Ages: 1066-1500 - Rosemary Kelly
  264. Glasgow Since 1900 - Ninety Years of Photographs
  265. Patrick Ferguson 'A Man of Some Genius' - M.M. Gilchrist
  266. Newnes' Motorists' Touring Maps and Gazetteer of Scotland
  267. Debrett's Guide to Tracing your Ancestry
  268. History of the Burgh of Canongate with notices of the Abbey and Palace of Holyrood - John Mackay
  269. The Birds of the British Isles and their Eggs - T.A. Coward, M.B.O.U.
  270. Twenty Years A-Growing - Maurice O'Sullivan
  271. Five Hundred Points of Good Husbandry - Thomas Tusser
  272. Scenes and Legends of The North of Scotland; or, The Traditional History of Cromarty - Hugh Miller (1885)
  273. The Diary of A Canny Man 1818-1828 - Adam Mackie - farmer, merchant and innkeeper in Fyvie - Compiled by William Mackie
  274. Scotsmen in the service of The Czars - Ian G. Anderson
  275. Unbeaten Tracks in Japan - Isabella Bird
  276. Stories - George MacDonald
  277. Eastern Approaches - Fitzroy Maclean
  278. Chambers's Biographical Dictionary
  279. The Scottish Review - The Scot Abroad
  280. Edinburgh - An Illustrated Architectural Guide - Charles McKean
  281. Carlyle's French Revolution
  282. Boswell's Tour to the Hebrides - Heinemann
  283. Soviet Art
  284. The Story of Scotland - F. Fraser Darling
  285. Twentieth-Century Scotland - A Pictorial Chronicle 1900-2000 - Edited by Martin Hannan and Donald MacLeod
  286. Proposals for Public Works in Edinburgh
  287. Memories, Grave and Gay - Dr. John Kerr
  288. Scotland in the Thirties - Rudolph Kenna
  289. Mackenzie's Guide to Edinburgh
  290. Edinburgh - A Symposium - University of Edinburgh
  291. Our Noble Families - Thomas Johnston
  292. My Schools & School Masters - Hugh Miller
  293. Life and Letters of Edgar Allen Poe - John H. Ingram
  294. Witch Hunt - The Great Scottish Witchcraft Trials of 1697 - Isabel Adam
  295. Maureen Sinclair's Games A Bogie 
  296. A Forest Seen Through the Belly of a Dinosaur - Poems by Colin Donati (leaflet)
  297. The Diary of Fanny Burney
  298. Five Red Herrings - Dorothy L. Sayers
  299. Trilby - George Du Maurier
  300. Malleus Maleficarum - The Classic Study of Witchcraft
  301. The Stickit Minister - S. R. Crockett
  302. A Century of Pleasures Pastimes and Service
  303. The Iron Mills at Cramond - Patrick Cadell

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 Phew! Was I tempted to issue myself the challenge of reading through all of these (or most of them)? Yes. But I have the good sense to dimiss my own most feverish ambitions. I will pick some to read, though. Sooner or later.

Finally, here are the covers of a few favourites: 



Hiroshima, Mon Amour

 Hiroshima, I think, could be the greatest place on Earth. It has this one, big, wide road running down its centre - Heiwadori, or "peace street" - and you can see big, endless hills in three directions. There's something captivating about it. It's the perfect city, full of restaurants and boutiques and 7/11s as needed, but with such vast expanses of greenery. Heiwadori is decorated with tons of flowers, and the parks are big and luscious. 

Of course, I'm here in April, so it's that perfect Spring weather. And yes, along the river leading up to Peace Park and the A-bomb museum, there are a few unmitigated piles of trash situated among the cherry blossoms. Here are my pictures of them:



 But Hiroshima is magic. I love it more than I could have imagined. I went to see Mickey 17 at the Aeon cinema a few days ago (I didn't like the movie very much, sorry Bong Joon Ho acolytes), then I got two fabulous brown dresses in the Book-Off in the same mall complex. One is a slightly frilly sort-of tea dress. The other is a sleevless 60s a-line tweed number from Burberry's Blue Label. The first was 500 yen (£2.63), and the second was 4000 (£21.20). I have entered bliss.

 There are a number of monuments in the area around Peace Park. There's this one shaped like a hollowed out building, with a few gentle doves perched on its tiers, there's a simple domed cenotaph that sits in the middle of the park, and there's the understated plaque that marks the bomb's calculated hypocentre. It sits almost hidden next to a little car park and a 7/11. Perfect in its smallness.

 

There's also a cute little high street, which has these two little mascot bird creatures. I don't trust them, but I do like them. I went to Torikizoku here (a chain izakaya type restaurant) and had an incredibly good matcha latte.


 The dome itself is incredible to see in person. It was touching to see a cat chilling and resting inside the gates, untouched by the rules for people, closing its eyes in the warm and comforting sun in the structure that stands as the symbol of tens of thousands of casualties. 


 There is nothing like this place. I love it so. 

At the Monkey Park

 Arashiyama is a beautiful place in the west of Kyoto. It has a wide, pretty river, and hills stuffed with trees. It also has a monkey park. I went there this week. And I saw monkeys. 

To get to it, you have to climb up a steep hill path, where you will be met by many signs pleading with you not to show those monkeys any food. Do not let those monkeys see bananas. Do not look them in the eye. They could get angry.

This creates a slightly foreboding atmosphere, and will tire you out physically, if not mentally. But once you reach the summit, you'll be greeted by a simple, delightful view. The monkeys stroll freely here, and you can look out over Kyoto. It's really something. You can go inside a small building to safely feed the monkeys, which I did (there was a choice between apples and peanuts, and it seemed like most monkeys were more interested in those juicy apple slices).


It's a pretty small park, but a satisfying one. The monkeys are very cute, and there's quite a few babies swinging around.


After that, I went to Kyoto Gyoen National Park, and the blossoms were out!

 

On the way, I found a poor abandoned Baikinman, Anpanman's little nemesis. I love his insane grin. Hopefully his owner will find him again. 

All in all, a good outing. May the monkeys rest well, and receive many apple slices tomorrow.

One Must Get Conclaved


 A good while ago I watched the glorious pope-type epic, Conclave. And what a movie it was! Ralph Fiennes has long been an object of fear and distrust to me, since I watched him in The Duchess and he was cruel and hard and mean to dear Keira Knightley, and since he did all that Voldemorting. It's hard to forgive such acts. But in Conclave he is a gentle, thoughtful little cardinal who is always on the verge of doing that sad eyebrow thing that is mostly the domain of Dreamworks characters and Ariana Grande. He's literally a bit concerned. And that's truly the movie.

 I've yet to read the book (although it is on my TBR list - that's To Be Read for any readers who aren't Goodreadspilled), but there is a palpable pulpiness to this film that really delights. There's a delicious pace, and the whole thing is furtive, probing dialogue. Stanley Tucci is here, and he's the best little guy in the house. Isabella Rossellini is here, gazing across the room, the spirit of womanhood come to stand strangely on the horizon. Love her.

And, of course, the little rollercoaster world of the conclave is exhilarating. Twelve Angry Men, but colourful and secretive and cigarette-stained. This is true dark academia in that it is salacious and obsessed with ritual. Hands and smoke the most important things in this furtive limbo. Rustling paper and the swish of cardinal's robes a close second. And the colour! Oh my god, the colour. The berry red of the boys, the blue of the clearest Italian sky for silent or chuckling women, and of course the pristine white of popely things and the pretty clear smoke of decisions and futures.

Conclave is, quite frankly, cute. Once we get past the detectives and the strange beautiful enclosure at the heart of the conclave, we get pure, joyful, dumb brilliance. One of the most fun endings I've seen in a movie. There's a smile on my face, and a thousand screenshots on my computer.

 Good movie. Get Conclaved.

The light of the scan

 Light is, more often than not, what really makes a photograph. And one thing that makes the scanner such a fascinating and wondrous machine is its great line of light, making its way across the pane slowly like a monk marching steadily alongside a river. I don't know. It has a beauty to it. That slow crawl that's almost too slow for the eyes. The line that darts about when you look elsewhere. Just like those RGB projectors that show you all three colours in wiggles when you move your eyes. I love those.


 Anyway here I am. These scans are actually from, I think, November last year. And don't I look the same as ever? The scanner bed has a way of equalising the skin. I look older in person than I did thirteen years ago, but here it hardly looks different. Same flesh as always. Same hair, more sandy on the screen, maybe.


But I do have, here, my orange journal and the clear pink glasses that leave semi-permanent dents either side of my nose. How rude of them. 


Entering Deer World

 Okay so, number one: blogging is over - blogging is dead - blogging is over. We all collectively decided one day that blogging was not what we were going to do anymore. Sad.

 Number two: I can't remember what I did two days ago. If you were to ask me this question, many times I would say, 'uhhh....". Sad.

Number three: girl, the storage on my phone is always threatening me. It's always saying "hello my dear, I am only 15gb. I'm weak". Sad.

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So the obvious and righteous conclusion is that I have to do something here. I have to once again bravely blog. So here we are, and here I will begin.

 Today I went to Nara. I've been staying in Osaka for a solid and delicious three weeks, and finally it became my turn. To see all those deer.

It was a beautiful day - strangely humid - and rain only poured down ragefully for about ten seconds of it. An angelic sort of day, and so I made the forty-five minute trip over to Nara and immediately saw that they were serious about the branding. Deer type stuff, everywhere. After a small walk to a nearby Buddhist temple (inside which lives a massive golden Buddha with a dainty little moustache - you are not permitted to photograph him), I spotted a small pen of deer. Some people were feeding them crackers. It was a modest sight, but the deer did appear to be ravenously hungry.

Nearby, there was a beautiful little lake, and I searched for deer crackers (the crackers to serve up to the deer). After finding some at the local Daily Yamazaki, I was finally in business and could perform my duty as a deer-feeder. Humble. Important.

 But I hadn't even reached Nara Park yet. I saw a large torii gate and headed towards it. This was the entrance to the park, and it was pretty exciting. Here were an astonishing number of deer. 

 I began to feed a small group of male deer, and I realised that there were warnings about the male deer around the park for a reason. Some of them tried to eat my skirt. Some of them gently headbutted me. Rude. 

The ladies were much more respectful, and there were also some very mellowed out old geezer deer who I liked. There were also some more impressive temples to find, but most importantly: masses of deer shit. I tried my best to clean my shoes on the way home, but it was hard to avoid picking up a special little souvenir.

The day felt like a wonderful dream, just walking around in a haze, occasionally being nudged and bowed to by the creatures, pockets of sunlight slipping through the trees. 

 What a true delight it was.