Sneaky Ways To Become A Famous Blogger


Popularity is a pretty elusive and fascinating thing, right? And notorious bloggers pretty much have some combination of unique personality, visually appealing content, and a clear and engaging voice. That's all good, but what about sneaking your way into that notoriety? Here are some top ideas I have had which may or may not work to bring you some kind of attention and love online. Good luck, pals.

My Great Ideas 4 Getting Well Famous:
  1. Don't ever diss Craig David. This is important. We love Craig. We respect Craig.
  2. Maintain an up to date portfolio of all the cheeses you enjoy. The people love cheese. The people hunger for constant cheese updates.
  3. Sonic the Hedgehog fan art is a classic way to get noticed. Try to include at least one Kardashian as well for that timeless Sonic/Kardashian relationship that touches the hearts of many.
  4. Wear exceptional socks at every possible opportunity to impress the sock illuminati (they are real and they will notice).
  5. This is another fan art tip, but don't underestimate its importance. Include Taylor Swift fan art in every single blog post. No exceptions. Even if it's a blog post about 1940s politics. Just chuck a Swift drawing in there.
  6. Take cute pictures of yourself sneezing. It's relatable, amusing, and your readers can set them as phone backgrounds for when they just need to see a sneezy face.
  7. Get a sidekick. Just have a parrot, a rat, or a parent on your shoulder at all times.
  8. Use heaps of rainbow text in your blog posts to show that you are snazzy as heck.
  9. Keep a pet rock and have it write guest posts for you regularly. Rocks are well known for having amazing DIY ideas. People will flock to the rock.
  10. Blast Roy Orbison tunes while you write your blog posts. The spirit of Roy will flow through you and you will find yourself imbued with wisdom and heightened creative zest. Hear the Orb, be the Orb.

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22 comments:

  1. Unknown20 February 2015 at 14:59

    Hahaha! What a great post. Number six was definitely my favourite! Love from Canada :)
    http://atlantic-c.blogspot.ca

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    1. Lilly Ashton20 February 2015 at 16:09

      Thanks, I wanna see more mid-sneeze pictures across the web. :-)

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  2. sketches in travel20 February 2015 at 15:05

    Great post, funny and with perhaps a sneaky nod to the truth?

    http://www.gavindarvell.blogspot.com

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    1. Lilly Ashton20 February 2015 at 16:10

      Thank you. Well, perhaps you can try some of these tips out and report back? x

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  3. Sierra Rose20 February 2015 at 16:03

    haha funny post!
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  4. Unknown20 February 2015 at 19:24

    Well, you are adorable :) that is a short, bright review of the whole bloggers' world.. And I adore the style of your writing ;)

    www.dolcinella.blogspot.com

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  5. Sadhbhers20 February 2015 at 20:54

    This is the best thing I have ever read :') x
    www.sadhbhers.blogspot.ie

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  6. Glistering21 February 2015 at 08:02

    You're too funny. They are all very clever and valid ideas, except for number 3. The hedgehog can stay. The Kardashian has to go. Perhaps combining 3 and 5?

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    1. Lilly Ashton21 February 2015 at 12:22

      Hmmm, yeah, I think you can away with that one.

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  7. ellie21 February 2015 at 08:57

    This post is amazing! I'm actually thinking about take a sneezing selfie and put it as a phone background of everyone I know. It should be fun!

    Indiellie | Bloglovin'

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  8. On The Search For Love21 February 2015 at 20:09

    I LOVE THIS POST AND IM GOING TO FOLLOW EVERY STEP hahahaha! xxx

    leannewinters.blogspot.co.uk

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  9. Unknown21 February 2015 at 20:26

    Haha amazing post! I was laughing soooo hard!:)
    http://cojograab.blogspot.co.uk

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  10. Unknown22 February 2015 at 18:59

    i love your blog sooooooooo much!

    http://bluecoastofdreams.blogspot.com/

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  11. Unknown11 August 2015 at 22:15

    This is exactly what I need right now. Printing this out and taping it to the inside of my blogging binder is probably one of the best things I've ever done.

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    1. Lilly Ashton12 August 2015 at 14:05

      Cool. I also recommend glueing Obama glitter graphics to your blogging binder as they are VERY inspirational ;)

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