Listen man, Moomintroll and Snorkmaiden are pretty romantic. They have their flaws and disagreements, but they can teach us a lot about love. These are the lessons I have learned so far from them:
- Give your partner a wooden boat. Everything will be fine then. They will be distracted by the glorious boat whilst you are being annoying.
- Rolling your eyes in response to at least half of all sentences is the mark of true affection.
- Flowers will probably spontaneously appear on someone's person if they are worthy of you.
- It's okay if you are lost in a cave. Don't worry about it. Take it as an opportunity to write flowery poetry.
- Go to the meadow on a regular basis. It's integral to maintaining any relationship.
- Wave your big bottom at the person you love to signify respect.
- It is a good plan to cook a large pot of soup for someone you love.
- Always be as nice as you can to ghosts (trust me).
- Maybe don't row away from your partner in a boat to sulk in the middle of the night for a silly reason, but I don't know, it's your call.
- Be very grumpy at all times. Hopefully your love interest will absorb all the grump and turn it into flowers.
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