Hair Goals

I like the way you can curl hair around stuff. One day I would like to use my hair as a tote bag to carry assorted vegetables. That's the dream.

I also strongly enjoy the idea of having enough hair to be nude in public without technically breaking any indecency laws. Just seems like a good idea. A back up plan for some kind of unexpected naked disaster.

Incidentally, "Unexpected Naked Disaster" is going to be the name of my new band.