I'm Never Cutting My Fringe Again


Okay, not to be dramatic, but cutting my fringe back in is the worst thing I've ever done. It's always a mistake. I think I'll look like some cute anime girl wearing six hundred petticoats and a chocolate brown bonnet and always being followed by cats, but I end up looking like the 1970s has spat directly onto my entire life. David Cassidy might've been able to pull of the "fringe weirdly swooshing out to both sides" look, but sadly I am not David Cassidy.


I look like some kind of blonde mushroom with a small bald spot, because there is a cowlick right at the top of my scalp that is hell bent on reminding the world I have a big white head, as if it must be documented. If my cowlick had hands it would probably email The Daily Mail photos of my scalp looking like Moses parted my hair as he did the Red Sea. Is biblical punishment being enacted upon my noggin? Probably.

Here is how it happens:


So I vow to refrain from this most grievous of sins again. I shall let my hair grow long, like a waterfall (a waterfall that sheds strands constantly and gets on everything, mind). I shall become Lady Godiva (anything to ride a horse - actually horses are very high up, so perhaps not). I shall respect the cycle of nature and let my hair assume direct control of itself henceforth. I shall ban all scissors from my vicinity and then swear in frustration when I need to cut out a beautiful picture of Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson from a magazine to add to my Dwayne shrine. I shall resist the mysterious allure of whichever hair demon is beckoning me.

I'm going to stay in the No Fringe Club forever. Do NOT unlock the door. Please.
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14 comments:

  1. https://sextoysonlinestore.com7 February 2018 at 16:09

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    1. Lilly Ashton7 February 2018 at 16:13

      I don't need to treat erectile dysfunction but thank you xx

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  2. Emerson7 February 2018 at 17:48

    I feel this so much. Every time it is a horrible mistake yet i keep doing it. I even want to again once my hair grow out, which is such a bad decision lol

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    1. Lilly Ashton7 February 2018 at 19:43

      It's the ALLURE of cutting your hair, it really is some kind of magical curse and it must be STOPPED!

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  3. Unknown7 February 2018 at 18:59

    haha i feel you. One time i cut my hair too short too.
    http://sugarcoatedbears.blogspot.com/

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  4. Unknown7 February 2018 at 22:35

    Haha this is hilarious, I cut my hair myself the other day and I am having a break down since haha totally feel your pain! x

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  5. Laura Mitbrodt8 February 2018 at 10:15

    I used to do that with my bangs too
    xo
    www.laurajaneatelier.com

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  6. amely rose8 February 2018 at 12:50

    I love these illustrations, what a cute and yet funny idea :)
    and btw. I used to do that with my bangs too,
    when I had bangs :D

    take a look at my BLOG and also INSTAGRAM

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    1. Lilly Ashton8 February 2018 at 13:29

      Thank you so much! I'm glad you've recovered from the bangs :-)

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  7. Mai10 February 2018 at 12:43

    Welcome to the No Fringe Club! Never been outside it, never wanted to leave. c:

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    1. Lilly Ashton10 February 2018 at 14:51

      Thank you for your warm welcome! I shall endeavour to stay :)

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