20 Facts About Dogs That Will Shock You

You may think you know dogs well, but the truth is that they harbour many dark secrets. Steel your nerves and come with me on a journey of discovery. I hope you are prepared to find out the shocking truth about dogs (in list form, of course). Here it is:

1. They do not appreciate the colour green. They seek to banish it from this realm.
2. They all really wanna wear dungarees. They crave the dungarees.
3. Their favourite drink is tequila.
4. They told me about that thing you did. All of them. They told me.
5. They have a collective playlist on Spotify that they all share. It only contains Crazy Frog and Meatloaf.
6. They like to wear one sock only.
7. They think you're cute but they're too shy to tell you.
8. They want a bowl of spaghetti.
9. They are prepared to bring on the apocalypse for an extra treat.
10. They have all met Carly Rae Jepsen.
11. They have powers of divination and know about key events in your future already.
12. They lick you to transfer arcane knowledge and are confused when you seem not to understand about the arcane knowledge.
13. They all studied English literature.
14. They want to eat a ladybug.
15. Ed Sheeran is their dad.
16. They can make crows appear out of thin air on Halloween night, but generally choose to avoid this because the wrath of crows is a bit too much of a risk.
17. They feature on the next Grimes album. Yes, all of them.
18. They are close and personal friends of the moon.
19. Piers Morgan is their arch nemesis.
20. They were first invented in 1967 by Tom Jones.

Now you know all the dog facts. I hope they weren't too much for you. Take care.