My mum has become obsessed with squishies. She keeps buying more and more oversized and malleable fruits to crush betwixt her hands. This is why I now have in my possession a big squishy strawberry. She already had a strawberry, you see, so this is my cast off strawberry. I'm honoured.
It really is quite nice to press down, and I always like things that are either miniature or oversized, so I'm pretty happy to have a big strawberry. Also it sort of smells nice. It's a beautiful ornament and I shall squeeze it intermittently for fun. This has been an announcement about my big strawberry. Thank you.
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