To comply with GDPR (Good Dads Present Rubies), I must implement new terms of service. By reading this blog post you agree to these terms. I can tell you are reading this right now because I have implemented Eyeball Awareness Technology (EAT) onto my blog now. I very much love EATing. The terms of service are detailed in full below:
- You accept that I am your dad now.
- As your dad, I am required to provide 1 glistening ruby per year for you. This is referred to as "enjewelling" henceforth.
- As part of your enjewelling, you are legally bound to protect me with a big sword should I require it.
- If a big bear comes, or someone calls me weird online, you must arrive with the sword immediately.
- I will make you spaghetti if you want.
Those are the terms of service. Thank you for agreeing to them, which I know you have done because I have EAT, as previously defined. You may now continue to browse this blog at your leisure. I'm so glad I'm your dad, and I'm proud of you, my child.
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