A Bug's Life eBay Wishlist (Because I'm A Normal Person)

Some days you find yourself browsing eBay for various A Bug's Life licensed merchandise, because you have been deeply obsessed with A Bug's Life since you were eight years old, and you think to yourself, "you know what? I could do a wishlist post on my blog about these glorious artefacts of old" - and you do. It's a universal experience. We've all been there. And today, my friends, is that day for me, so please survey these beautiful wonders that I am having to use all of the willpower in my body to avoid buying.

1. Flea Circus Playset

I remember having one of these Polly Pocket style sets and I loved the little tiny characters so much. This is the coolest thing imaginable. Nothing else has ever been cooler. I love that it folds into a giant P.T. Flea. Beautiful.

2. Large Talking Flik

Look at him. His shiny metallic look. His Crazy Frog squat. His backpack presumably filled with worry. I love him. I need him.

3. 8" Plush Flik

Listen, Flik is so jittery, I think he just needs a hug. Let me hug him. Please. What do you mean it's inappropriate for me to bring this to a business meeting? Do you have no respect? No compassion? How dare you.

4. Inventor Flik Toy Figure

I really the darkened sections on his hands, feet, and antennae here for some reason. I don't know why it's there, but I like it. I also like and respect that he looks angry. He's ready to invent. Angrily. That's the best way.

5. Panini Prismatic Sticker Set

I remember collecting these for the Panini sticker book back in 1999 or whenever, and these shiny prismatic stickers with the beautiful line art still thrill me to this day. I need them, to stick on everything. Stick them directly onto my heart.

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So these are the astonishing relics and treasures I have been enjoying looking at on eBay the most, but I would like to offer honourable mentions to this Dot plush figure, and these Flik and Atta mugs, because Dot is very cute, and quite frankly I wish to sip from the head of the princess. Good day.